Hey. My name is Kay. My favorite colors are Lime green and blue. My favorite band is A Day to Remember, Blink 182. Sleeping with Sirens. Of Monsters and Men. I like Full Metal Alchemist/ Kenshin. I want a Jeep Wrangler. My favorite game is Forza Horizon. I am diffrent. I am weird but nice. I like to take challenges and do risky things. I am chill and will do anything and everything.

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze)

numeralsoftheblindprophets:

meraknight:

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

Should I know what that is?

If you are any sort of respectable gamer, of course you should.

Shame on people who do not know lmao.

(Source: calumashtons)

grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

(Source: jaidefinichon)

florencesroundabout:

manhood:

This animal needs to decide if it wants to be a fish or a butterfly you can’t be both

it can be anything it wants to be

florencesroundabout:

manhood:

This animal needs to decide if it wants to be a fish or a butterfly you can’t be both


it can be anything it wants to be

(Source: lizardking90)

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

(Source: hamtaryo)

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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instant-oatmeal:

am I doing this right?

modestlybold:

stayprettydieyoung:

Can’t fucking wait! All my favourites are playing!!!

4 DAYS

modestlybold:

stayprettydieyoung:

Can’t fucking wait! All my favourites are playing!!!

4 DAYS

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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